Need more terms to be au courant with the insta-chat set? Try some of these:
- Retro: I wore those in high school.
- Vintage: I wore those in junior high.
- Pimpin’: Check out my new high-heeled Naturalizers!
- That’s Hot! I’m tired of seeing your thong hanging over the top of your low-rise jeans
- Reality-Based: You really don’t think you’re going to find and read ten journal articles and write the paper all within an hour, do you?
- Chick Flick: The reaction you’ll get once you tell certain students what’s involved when attempting research for the very first time.
- Keepin’ It Real: No matter how many times you mouse over the citation, that full-text link ain’t going to magically appear.
- Extreme Makeover: I am not going to read over your paper for you.
- Who’s Your Daddy? Right now it’s the $100 in overdue fines blocking your library privileges.
- WMD: That garlic vegan bagel you were shoving in your mouth when approaching reference desk.
- Harshing My Buzz: Please don’t ask me that five minutes before closing….
Rumour Has It Dept: A little bird told me that a revamped version of the Lipstick Librarian may be on the horizon (actually the bird is about 5′ 8″ and has a fondness for Battlestar Galatica but I believe him, nonetheless….)
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