What’s the 245?? – The Denouement

Need more terms to be au courant with the insta-chat set? Try some of these:

  • Retro: I wore those in high school.
  • Vintage: I wore those in junior high.
  • Pimpin’: Check out my new high-heeled Naturalizers!
  • That’s Hot! I’m tired of seeing your thong hanging over the top of your low-rise jeans
  • Reality-Based: You really don’t think you’re going to find and read ten journal articles and write the paper all within an hour, do you?
  • Chick Flick: The reaction you’ll get once you tell certain students what’s involved when attempting research for the very first time.
  • Keepin’ It Real: No matter how many times you mouse over the citation, that full-text link ain’t going to magically appear.
  • Extreme Makeover: I am not going to read over your paper for you.
  • Who’s Your Daddy? Right now it’s the $100 in overdue fines blocking your library privileges.
  • WMD: That garlic vegan bagel you were shoving in your mouth when approaching reference desk.
  • Harshing My Buzz: Please don’t ask me that five minutes before closing….

Rumour Has It Dept: A little bird told me that a revamped version of the Lipstick Librarian may be on the horizon (actually the bird is about 5′ 8″ and has a fondness for Battlestar Galatica but I believe him, nonetheless….)

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What I’m Listening To: Watch for Today by the Now Time Delegation. Very much the stoned soul picnic….