Despite my patently glamourous lifestyle, I’m certain it’s a shock to everyone out there to learn that I harbor a few regrets in my life. Sure, you folks think being a Lipstick Librarian is all Michael Kors at Fall Fashion Week and federated searching, but after the second glass of freebie wine at a Dynix reception, dark thoughts cross my mind, thoughts such as
- Never seeing Bill Pullman in tight pants
- Going to a Tijuana pharmacy at 25 and winding up so overwhelmed the only thing I buy is a tube of Retin-A–and that wound up being fake.
- Seeing Jude Law with no pants
You won’t regret it.
Nancy Pearl Drag Update: You guys came so close: the September totals from my cafepress.com store is $73.25. Though I will donate the proceeds to Katrina efforts, if you want me to be in full NP glory, I’ll need to reach $200 by the end of October. Act now and make me sweat bullets!
Good Night, Sweet Nipsey: Nipsey Russell, one of the mainstays of Match Game has passed away. Major props should be bestowed upon the man, who I consider the Ur-Rapper of our time. That man could truly bust a rhyme. (Hey–that rhymes! Never mind….)