I watched next week’s previews. And guess who’s getting a makeover?
And boy did they ever pick a librarian: mousy, pathetic, and pushin’ a bookcart. I’m sure it was a dream-come-true when the scouting agents watched her application tape. I’m surprised they didn’t force her at gunpoint to wear a high-collar and a nez pince throughout the entire experience. What got me was the please-save-me-from-my-fate look on her face–as if the only thing between her and a life of eternal schlubbiness is plastic surgery.
We now have the medical equivalent of the take-off-the-glasses/loosen-the-bun cliché.
Maybe there’s a god department:: The Thomas Kinkade Art Gallery in Tigard, Oregon reported three paintings/lithographs worth $17,000 were stolen last weekend, including a $14,000 limited-edition canvas lithograph entitled Village Christmas. What I want to know is: how do I get the thieves to clean out all the other galleries?