Our ever-so-winsome Karen Schneider has not only heeded my plea, she’s foolishly decided to support my efforts to degrade myself for Katrina donations. If I make $400 in proceeds, Karen says she’ll do something equally embarrassing, though it sounds like she hasn’t quite made up her mind on what that something will be. So let’s press the issue and put Karen on the spot.
In my haste to confess my faux-bad tendencies, I forgot to give The Federlines a tip of my Von Dutch trucker cap for their new arrival. Let’s all welcome Sean Preston Federline as the newest fodder to our celeb-obsessed media! I also want to give props for BritFed‘s restraint on the name choice: my money was on Sean Diddy Zima Pall-Mall Jay-Z Toxic Kiwi Fo’shizzle Bumper-Pool Federline.