The Days & Nights of the Lipstick Librarian!

Freaky Keyword Fiesta Redux

In the interest in adding to the growing body of knowledge that is the library profession, not to mention providing myself with a cheap laugh, I hereby present some of the more interesting searches you guys are using to find me:

• Librarians drunk on the job
• How to speak like a dominatrix
• Lipstick + punishment
• Jacked-up trucks
• Photos of geek girls wearing glasses
• Hot momma
• Olde English templates
• Fluent semaphore
• Puppet performance black hood
• Suffragette lipstick
• Get free bracodes
• P.Diddy personal assistant
• Okinawa love hotels
• Whipping girl overall bib
• How shy girls get a guy
• doxylamine succinate death
• sexy skool girls
• hobbit stews
• erotic granny

As usual, you guys are really scaring me. And if any of you have a reason to find information on erotic grannies, please don't let me know.....

Saucy Bib Cite of the Day: This one comes anonymously from one of the Cornell University libraries--just keep that in mind if you happen to be standing in front of one of their reference desks someday....

O. Mei. "I had sex with Melvyl Dewey!" National Inquirer, Oct. 27 1997 p.1